RFS Price

"Mo-Tron" Price,

It is my great pleasure and privilege to promote and appoint you to the fulltime position of Reptilian Forces Supervisor with all the rights and advantages thereof. This promotion goes into effect immediately, if not sooner.

Furthermore, I order your immediate transfer: You are requested and required to assume command of the West Coast Outpost, in what used to be Los Angeles, no later than July 15, 2009.

Your directives:

1. Recapture the feral velociraptors running lose on the continent.

2. Balance the budget.

3. When able, assist Commissioner Custer in maintaining civil order.

4. Prevent additional interdimensional incursions (and here I mean illegal immigration from bordering dimensional planes).

** Top secret sub-directive: Keep a close eye on Master Assassin Rockel 2.0 and especially his clones. **

You are authorized to exceed speed limits for the duration of your assignment.

Know this, you are near and dear to my heart, and therefore I must push you away so you can never hurt me. That is the only reason for this transfer, but not the reason for your promotion - that you earned through loyalty and service and undermining your competition.

Andronicus